30+ Memes To Rise And Shine With

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    Black - Me: It's almost Halloween! Them: What? It's Aug... Me: Halloween RC
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    Facial expression - Waiter: "More chips and salsa?" Me: "Y- My friends: "No we're good" Me: A
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    Jaw - Thank you for changing my life I literally just stacked up some onions
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    Smile - Bank balance: $0.00 Mental health: unstable Relationship: forever alone Me at 2am checking memes: 50
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    Terrestrial plant - The Song of the MARC @marccold ME: whose dog are you DOG: I'M YOUR DOG I'M YOUR DOG YES YES YES TWIRL TWIRL ME: whose cat are you CAT: Possession is a solipsistic paradigm, Vivian. However, if I were to define myself as belonging to anyone, it would be myself. In this essay, I will DON'T TOUCH MY STOMACH
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    Cat - When someone says you look nice and it makes you feel nice.
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    Head - Them: "What do you do for a living?" Me: "My best, I do my best."
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    Gesture - I never regret teaching my dad about makeup phrases because now I wake up to texts like this Pretty good Smoky eye
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    Organism - Kids these days will never know the struggle 3. Only 6000 BC kids will remember this
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    Font - Matt. @MattTheBrand [every bone in my body cracks as i rise from my chair] yes i would like to party
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    Hat - IKEA CEO: "how can we increase our furniture sales?" Somebody in that meeting: MAN SIZED MEATBALLS! @snackytuna
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    Hat - Anyone who carries their hot sauce in a holster is automatically my friend
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    Carnivore - Somewhere in a parallel universe
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    Font - Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Cat: hey Me: what Cat: omg ew ur obsessed with me
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    Automotive parking light - i'm begging of you please don't take my van FEB de Tennessee JOL3N Dolly Parton's IMAGINATION LIBRARY 19
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    Terrestrial plant - IF THE PERSON WHO NAMED WALKIE TALKIES NAMED EVERYTHING: STAMPS: LICKIE STICKIE DEFIBRILLATORS: HEARTY STARTY BUMBLE BEES: FUZZY BUZZY PREGNANCY TEST: MAYBE BABY BRA: BRESTIE NESTIE FORK: STABBY GRABBY SOCKS: FEETIE HEATIE HIPPO: FLOATIE BLOATIE NIGHTMARE: SCREAMY DREAMY
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    Sky - Cop: "Turn around." Me: "Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never comin' round" Cop: "TURN AROUND!" Me: "Every now..." *gets tased*
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    Font - molls @mollls : i love being in bed. i don't understand how people don't get into bed and immediately feel happier. Sometimes I get into bed and that is my activity, just being in bed, because that's how happy it makes me. I just lay there and think about how I'm in my bed and I'm happy about it
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    Font - S.LIZ @slizagna I love icebreakers they really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is while I don't listen to anyone else at all
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    Forehead - Olive Garden waiter grating Parmesan: just let me know when Me: @Samon Without Thel
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    Human body - Adult friendships be like, “I miss you let's hang out in November"
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    Forehead - When people talk behind my back When people talk People
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    Forehead - When you see a cute guide dog but you can't pet it because it's a hard working professional
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    Font - andrew @Andrew Chamings me: do you think chewbacca has pecs or a trail of tiny teats like a piglet uber driver: why did you sit in the front
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    Sleeve - Snack Panther wants to know Wakanda sauce you want with your nuggets @buck.hunkman
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    Font - Chase @chaselyons if you say "its so hot out" out loud then someone from arizona will materialize out of thin air and tell you you've never experienced real heat before
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    Wheel - Cmon Barbie let's go party IG: @davie_dave Barbie Dream Hearse
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    Smile - Meghan Cross @meghanlynnFTW Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet *** someone the old fashioned way: bargaining for their release from an Egyptian prison because they know the location of Hamunaptra.
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    Forehead - FIND YOURSELF A GOMEZ GRAVEYARD SH "Woo her. Admire her. Make her feel like she's the most sublime creature on Earth."
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    Font - when he says "ily", but Achilles once said "i would recognize you in total darkness, were you mute and i deaf. i would recognize you in another lifetime entirely, in different bodies, different times. and i would love you in all of this, until the very last star in the sky burnt out into oblivion."
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    Dog - *Me barking back at my dog* My dog wondering why I've decided to change the topic to theoretical physics:

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